Drakken could be called a lot of things. He’d been called mad, crazy, a crackpot, a half-wit, stupid and useless… and that was just by his assistant…
One thing he’d never been called was a genius… until now…
“So genius, What is this plan you called me here for?” SSJ asked.
“Well, It solve all our problems in one go…” He said, looking at DNAmy with a smile, “She’s loaning me a particularly useful device, and, well, I know for a fact you’ll like the single most useful side-effect it has…”
“You agreed to give it me…” DNAmy squealed.
“Look, He’s the deal… How much can you afford for such a one-of-a-kind item?” Drakken asked.
“What kind of one of a kind item?” SSJ asked.
“A blue fox…” Drakken said, laughing surprisingly evilly, “A very special blue fox…”
“Sheesh, What is up with the evil community at the moment… I actually had time to myself for the past month.” Kim said to Monique.
“Girl, What’s the problem with that?” Monique asked.
“I actually am considering doing some work for Global Justice…” Kim said.
“Girlfriend, You need to get back into the game…” Monique said, “What about doing girl things, like dating…”
“I’ve tried, but every boy I’ve dated has seemed so shallow…” Kim said.
“Sounds like you don’t need a guy…” Monique said.
“What’s that meant to mean?” Kim asked.
“Kim, I’ll set it out for you… Have you even tried to score a decent guy, or have you just been telling yourself that you want a guy, and failing…” Monique said.
“Don’t know what you’re talking about, but I’ve got practice, some babysitting to do, and Wade managed to get me an In-Terror-net account installed on my computer…” She said.
AoiKitsune enters the chatroom
HoleInOne: Welcome, lassie…
MonkeyKing: I bid you welcome…
GreenGal: Anyone know where… Oh, Hi, Newbie…
AoiKitsune: Anything going down… It’s been rather quiet…
HoleInOne: Aye, lassie… Sure has been…
GreenGal: Well, Only one thing of note… Dr. D. gave me vacation time… Going to spring a early return on him though.
StuntJunkie: Why, Is he suspicious of you-know-what?
GreenGal: My so-called relationship with Princess is not the reason. I will however ask him when I get back.
AoiKitsune: I’m a bit new here… Relationship?
GreenGal: Read the chat logs. Dr. D. seems to think I’m deliberately pulling back on Princess, when actually I think Princess has some kind of trick that negates my plasma…
AoiKitsune has left the chatroom - Reason: Checking the chat logs
Kim thought about the comments Shego had made, and checked the logs. Whole chat sessions were dedicated to the question of Shego’s loyalty, and they all posed one question after a while… Was Kim truly just your basic average girl?
She was interrupted from her musings by a call from Wade.
“Something’s going down… Drakken’s just posted a call for you… No one else, just you… to come to one of his old lairs… I’ve got transport for one sorted, but Ron is going to be so pissed…” Wade said.
“And what’s with the username, Wade?” She said.
“Yori suggested it… Did Ron have to let her in on your Animology results…” Wade said.
Kim exited the garishly painted blue and green van.
“It was nothing after you helped us solve that mystery…” The driver said.
“Who’d have thought that, for once in a long time, the butler did indeed do it…” Kim said.
“Ree Ra!” “Bye!”
Kim watched the van drive off, quietly wondering if that group had bought out the entire remaining stock of that particular make of van, then entered the lair of her arch-nemesis…
“What do you mean she’s gone, Wade?” Ron said.
“She’s gone… She’s on a mission, and I’m not saying where.” Wade said.
“Come on, You know it’s a trap.” Yori said.
“OK, Ron… I’ll call Fred and tell him that he’s got a second trip to do, but you’re buying them lunch…” Wade said.
“Ahh… Kim Possible… and no sidekick.” He said, smiling.
“So, What do you want?” Kim asked.
“Simple… You let me be while Shego’s on vacation, and I’ll go straight… Any funny stuff, and there won’t be a second chance…” He said.
“Rig…” Kim began, then a alarm went off.
“Hmm… Your sidekick IS here…” He said, angrily, and a beam of some kind appeared from a hidden area behind him…
Ron arrived at a nearby vent to see the ray blast a pleading Kim, sending her flying.
“Sidekick, If you can hear me… If you’d not come, She’d still be alive…” Drakken yelled, then started laughing maniacally. Ron ran back the way he came.
“Wade, We have a Code Red… Kim is down… As in shot with a death ray down… and it was my fault…” Ron said into his Kimmunicator.
Within moments, Global Justice were in a uproar… Kimberly Anne Possible, the greatest hero in years, was dead…
Back at the lair, Drakken smiled, going over to the ‘corpse’, watching as it changed, limbs changing shape, a tail tearing out of her pants, her ears shifting position and shape…
“It worked… The ray worked…” He said, “Now, to business…”
He took the sleeping figure to a cage, putting a blanket over it, before walking out, calling Jack Hench.
“Hench, this is Drakken… Things just got very hot for me, and I need to do a auction quickly… I’m auctioning off everything… Announce it now, and don’t forget to mention that I have a very special lot… No, I’m not telling you what it is…” He said, then hung up as he noticed who was burning a furrow in one of his consoles.
“Oh, Hi, Shego…” He said, noticing her holding a PDA, on which a announcement was posted, the device soon to be dead…
“Kimberly Anne Possible – Status: Deceased” It read.
“Oh shit…” He thought, realising that Shego had come back early…