Shego grumbled and cursed as she paced the length of Kim’s room. It had been two days since she’d been here, and Shego was restless and bored.
Where the hell is she? Shego thought.
Kim Possible, her rival, her arch enemy, her…master? Unfortunately, had run off to school that morning, leaving behind a still very dangerous and still very much needing to be destroyed for the good of humanity irritated villainess behind.
Shego had thought about leaving earlier, about getting around, but if the threat of GJ agents down her throat didn’t destroy that idea it was the notion of going out dress…inappropriately. Her cat suit was still very much trash and Kim Possible hadn’t been much help in the clothing department.
As if I need every boy just hitting puberty staring at MY belly button.
So she’d been forced to accept the loose fitting work blouse Kim had ‘borrowed’ from her parents room.
Can’t wait till I can buy some proper undergarments to boot.
Because, one has to sacrifice those sort of things to fit into a cat suit like hers.
Shego sighed as she collapsed back onto the bed she’d been prisoner too for the past 48 hours.
Kim’s bed…
The very bed the blushing Possible had been forced to share with her lil’ unofficial pet.
With a chuckle Shego could only grin.
Well, things ain’t all bad I guess.
Kim Possible was excited. School couldn’t have been over fast enough for her, and Ron couldn’t put his finger on exactly what had made the red head so set on speaking with Wade after their last classes. Something about a pet and getting the right equipment.
“Hey, KP! What are you so hyper about? It isn’t about Cold Blooded Monkey Battle Part 4 is it? There’s only so many of those to go around and I’ve been waiting–”
“I know Ron,” Kim interjected, tossing him a look from over her shoulder as she gave him a grin, “You’ve told me about getting it almost every day till now. No, it isn’t about…Cold Monkey…Bloody Period…huh?” She’d succeeded in confusing herself.
“Cold Blooded Money Battle Part 4 Kim!” Ron corrected, throwing his hands up in the air with a sigh as they reached Kim’s locker.
“Right, what you said Ron.”
As Kim began to open her locker she suddenly remembered what she’d come here for, and sheepishly turned to Ron.
“Oh, Ron. I almost forgot to tell you…”
“Tell me what, KP?” Ron mumbled, busy dreaming of all the things he’d be doing on Cold Monkey after he bought it.
“Oh remember the whole thing with Global Justice and Shego?” Kim meekly muttered as she began to open the door of the locker, watching Ron expectantly.
“Oh, yeah sure do KP, what about it?” Ron replied, the most curious look gracing his face as he watched her.
“Well, I had this idea…and Wade is going to help me put it into action. We’ll be able to stop what Global Justice is doing and therefor solve the problem.”
“That’s great KP, what is it?”
Kim opened her mouth to reply as she placed her books on the top shelf of the locker, but before she could Wade’s focused and determined face popped onto the screen of the tiny computer that resided there.
“Kim! I got a veterinarian on the line for you. He says he’ll take a look at your ‘pet’ for you. If all goes well enough he’ll approve Shego and you can keep her. Then Global Justice won’t be able to even touch her. We’ll fill out the papers and–Ron?”
Kim looked behind her to see a white faced passed out Ron on the floor behind her, odd she hadn’t heard the thud he was suppose to make.
“Oh my god! He fell on Rufus!”
Shego sat up at the sound of Kim coming through the door, as she snorted and rubbed her face.
Damn, if she would have come through the house any louder I’m sure it would have woken the dead.
A slightly irritated Kim Possible soon came through the door shortly afterwards, tossing her backpack at the other side of the room and collapsing onto the bed beside her. Never one to miss a ‘playful’ opportunity Shego soon rolled over…right on top of Kim.
Kim sighed softly, causing Shego to lick her lips at the young woman beneath her, who currently with her arm flung over her face, didn’t seem to notice the hovering raven haired woman above her.
Though Kim did wrinkle her nose when she felt an unmistakably near body heat that most certainly wasn’t her own nearly on top of her.
Now that’s strange, did Mom turn the heat on?
Shego’s chuckle told her otherwise though, as well as the way her chest moved against hers when she laughed soon afterwards.
“Boy you sure do have a pretty strange look on your face. But I think it’s cyuuute…” Shego purred.
“G-g-get offa me!” Kim stuttered, writhing about beneath Shego which only amused her further.
“Aw! But Princess, I missed you. I just want to cuddle…” She purred, shifting about in a ‘cuddle’ motion…if one could call it that.
“This isn’t cuddling at all!” Kim yelled, a blush so red upon her face Shego could almost see the glow.
“Oh so you do want to cuddle? Oh Kimmie!”
“No I do not!”
“Oh yes you do!”
“Oh no I don’t!”
“Your mouth says no but you’re body says yes!”
“What? No means no!”
“No means yes. Yes! Yes! Yes!”
“Kimmie!”
Both parties paused in their banter at the voice of a peeved parental unit and the sound of thundering footsteps.
Mrs. Possible had been enjoying a lovely cup of tea in the privacy of her kitchen, reading over a few papers that had been left for her at the office. When she came home she came home to escape loud annoying noises and sounds, not embrace them further.
If it’s not Kim and the twins it’s another thing…The older Possible thought, moving to open the door and give Kim and her ‘guest’ a piece of her mind.
“Now you listen here I don’t come home from work to…”
Kim groaned when she saw her mother’s odd look, and she felt like absolutely dying when Shego only gave Mrs. Possible a wide happy grin. No…Shego was still very much lying on Kim in a very suggestive manner.
“Hello, Doctor! Thank you for helping me the other day with the patchwork. As you can see I’m up and moving around again already.”
“Ah…yes…I can see…that…um…”
Mrs. Possible was very much embarassed to have…walked in on this little moment her Kimmi-cub was having. Well yes she could admit that Shego was attractive to a degree but she would have never guessed that Kim was well…wired that way. Well, wires do get mixed up. She shouldn’t try to…discourage her daughters exploration should she?
“No, Mom it’s not what it looks like!” Kim desperately squealed, flailing her arms about in a near comical manner.
“I’m so sorry Kimmie I didn’t know you were so busy and I just came to tell you all to please keep it down and I’ll leave now so you two can have your privacy, bye!”
Kim couldn’t catch what her mother have even said she’d spoken so fast, and then she’d left like that, as if the hounds of hell were on her heels.
“Hah! You’re mother left so fast it was if the hounds of hell were on her heels.”
“Gah, SHEGO GET OFF!”
“Oh I will Princess, I will.”
“OH! You pervert!”
Smack!
The next loud sound that Mrs. Possible heard she was sure the whole neighborhood had.
“Ah…Yes, finally. This’ll get that bat out of my hair at last!”
“Mr. Scar.”
“That’s Mr. High Inquisitor Scar! You buffoon! Now what is it Minion Number 1?”
“Uh, it’s Adam Star sir.”
“Oh, noone cares. What is it Minion Adam Star?”
“I’ve got a…Mr. Sheldon Director–”
“His name is Gemini!”
“Right…he’s on the phone right now, something about a plan?”
“Oh! Yes of course. Tell him that the plan is going wonderful. I’ll soon have this brand new decree out in no time! Oh he’s such a genius! Tell him that too.”
“Right sir. He also asks how soon till you can put it into effect?”
“Hah! Tell him I can start right now!”
“Right sir…”
The GJ’s agents and other employees just tried to ignore the insane laughter flowing in from the office that belonged to Mr. Mamoru Scar.
Shego grumbled, sitting in the corner of the room she’d been sent to and rubbing the side of her face while a flustered Kim Possible showered and changed in a locked bathroom.
As if I’d try to ravish her in the shower…
Well maybe.
Shego sighed, sniffling as she did so. How did she, a powerful super villainess get sent to the corner? Punishment? Hell, Shego was no ones child…
But according to what Kim had told her after she’d been smacked she was now the young Possible’s pet.
I don’t know what’s worse. Being Kim’s pet or being punished as Kim’s pet.
Shego turned her head when Kim emmerged from the bathroom, dressed casually and still very much flustered. Turning her blushing face in the opposite direction with a exhale of air she tossed a pair of black colored cargo pants Shego’s way.
The green skinned woman caught them gracefully, glancing them over before giving Kim a quizzical expression.
“What’s up with this?”
“Put them on. We’re going out.”
“Out?” Shego whispered, excited. Yay! Out and away from this one windowed bedroom.
Wait amoment, out to where…
Shego grew pale then, worried even. Was Kim kicking her out of her house for flirting with her earlier? It was only alittle fun after all, she just couldn’t help making her blush. She was just so…so…adorable.
Yuck. I must be going soft, when did adorable get into my vocabulary?
Kim grumbled to herself while she slipped on her shoes, moving to pick up the Kimmunicator and tell Wade she was ready for him to call in their contact and tell them they were prepared for the meeting. That was, until she spied Shego, still very underdressed and looking fearful toward her.
“What is it, Shego?” Kim muttered, frowning.
“Uh, Kim…out? I can’t go…out. GJ will catch me.”
“You’ll be fine, Shego. We’re just going to a place that can get us the papers we need to make you my pet offcially.” There was no way in hell Kim was telling Shego they were going to a Vet. Her raven haired rival would totally flip.
So not the drama.
“Are you…getting rid of me?”
The sudden question suprised Kim and she turned around to stare the uncertain Shego right in the face.
“Why would I do that!”
“Because of what I did to you earlier.”
“Oh sure you totally embarrassed me infront of my mother and I’m sure I’ll be answering a few questions about that little scenario soon enough but that wouldn’t make me get rid of you.”
Shego looked relieved then, though it was short lived as Kim gave her a rather serious look afterwards. Something cold and hard, uncaring.
“But if you hurt my family, or any other innocent people while I’m trying to help you. I will. Do you understand Shego? There will be no crime doing while under my roof.”
Shego nodded numbly, not liking that expression on the Possible’s face.
“Good. Now come on and hurry! Get dressed! Ron and our ride will be here soon. Then we’re going to the place I told you about.”
“Alright, Kimmie.” Shego mumbled, rising to slip the pants up and over her bare bottom. Earning a flustered stare from Kim as she looked.
“Heh. Take a picture, Pumpkin. It’ll last longer.”
“S-shutup Shego! I wasn’t looking at you like that! I was trying to make sure they fit.”
Shego stretched, still sporting the long blouse and now a pair of crisp feeling cargo pants.
“They fit good enough, alittle tight but okay. So, where are we going again?”
“Uh…” Now it was Kim’s turn to look uncertain and she quickly made her way to leave the room so she could discuss what was going to happen with Wade in privacy.
“The place with the papers Shego, now hurry up and slip on a pair of my sandals. Meet me downstairs at the front door and for the love of god please, avoid my mother for now.”
Before Shego could even respond Kim was up and out the door, but she shrugged.
Ah, it doesn’t matter. As long as it ain’t no damn Veterinarian place. Hah, I know I’m a pet but that would be taking this whole animal thing a tad to far.
“Kim…”
“Ah, yes Shego.”
“This is a damn Veterinarian place isn’t it…”
“Y-yes Shego…”
“NOW WAIT A DAMN MINUTE HERE!”
Kim quickly reached out to grasp the panting enraged looking Shego on the shoulder, hurriedly making up some sort of logical explanation for all of this. All Rufus and Ron could do was sit down on those uncomfortable looking yellow chairs in the background and watch with dumbfounded looks on their faces.
“I don’t believe this, buddy. KP’s really serious about it.”
“Uh-huh! Uh-huh!” The naked mole rat agreed.
“I mean, Shego is a dangerous super villain! You don’t keep villains as pets!”
“Right!”
“But I guess as long as KP is sure about this…” Ron sighed, watching Kim explain the process of papers and official documents and how a vet all tied into that to Shego, “Then I’ll back her up all the way, right buddy? Someone has to help KP keep Shego from blowing us all up.”
Rufus gave Ron a big grin and a thumps up, nodding right along and most defiantly ready for this type of mission.
“So now do you understand Shego? It’s not that you…are an animal it’s just that in order to make sure there are no loop holes or anything GJ can hack into we have to treat you like one.”
“Whatever, Kimmie! I still don’t like this little plan of yours one bit.”
“Excuse me?”
Kim, Ron, Shego, and Rufus all turned to watch an old yet focused looking veternarian as he wandered in, looking confused for amoment as he scanned the room but found no animal.
“Ah. Ms. Possible you said you needed me? So where is the pet you want me to give a physical?”
“PHYSICAL?”
“Shego down!”
“Uh, right here doc!” Ron answered for Kim.
“Doctor, I need you to check this woman here.”
“She’s not…”
“I know doctor, but um…there’s a new law out that says she is. I need your word you won’t go telling anyone about this either. Please.”
“Ah well,” Now as suspicious as the vet was about all this, he did have a job and a duty to perform and Kim had helped him out once.
“Alright then.”
“Oh damnit…”
“Shego! Language!”
Shego groaned as she lied face down against Kim’s bed, rubbing her butt and whimpering every five minutes.
“Oh, Shego it wasn’t that bad now was it?” Kim spoke, almost soothingly as she sat beside Shego on the bed.
“You’re not the one who got a shot now are you?”
“Well, at least he didn’t stick that thermometer in your--”
“Shutup, Kimmie, shutup! Don’t even say it.”
With a giggle Kim leaned over, pulling a black box onto her lap and opening it up. Clearing her throat Kim would reveal what was inside and jiggle it at Shego’s face.
“Oh no. No no no no no no no no!”
“Come on Shego, you have to!”
The beep of the Kimmunicator interrupted the begins of a very heated sounding argument.
“What’s the sitch Wade?”
Wade looked worried for amoment, rubbing the top of his head in confusion.
“Something gone wrong with Global Justice. Total mutiny.”
“What do you mean Wade?” Kim asked, the spiked collar that Kim currently held in her grasp forgotten. Even Shego seemed interested, sitting up and turning over, only grunting softly after putting pressure on the spot her shot had been taken.
“Well, when I hacked into the system to contact Dr. Director and tell her about Shego’s adoption there didn’t seem to be anything but chaos. They were looking for her infact. There seemed to be some odd man calling himself Inquisitor something-”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, MINION ADAM STAR, IT IS HIGH INQUISITOR SCAR!”
“And he was leading this group of red uniformed men around with omega symbols on their chest.”
“Gemini.” Ron and Kim said, looking toward one another.
“The man who wanted the one and only Roooon Factor!”
“Oh let’s not start that again.”
“So you can’t find Dr. Director anywhere, Wade? Why were you trying to contact her anyway?”
“She was on our side, Kim. She was trying to get to the bottom of this.”
“Wait a second. Isn’t that the gal who doesn’t stop at anything for world peace? I thought that was the person who put that damn law out in the first place.”
Kim looked over sheepishly toward Shego, sighing. “Well, she does have odd morals, but she wouldn’t do that. Make up some silly law. Otherwise, she’d of done it long time ago.”
“Good point Kim.” Wade interjected. “That’s why I figure some outside source had to be the cause of it. Maybe Gemini and this Scar dude.”
“Thanks for the info Wade. We’ll keep our eyes open.”
“Yeah, but I’m sure Global Justice can take care of itself. After all, Dr. Director is the leader of it right?” Ron asked, though the others in the room didn’t look so sure.
Wade sighed. “Well, I better get going. I might be able to find something out if I keep an eye on them. Hack into their records and the norm.”
“Well you get to it Wade, if anyone can find out about all this, it’s got to be you.”
Giving Kim his super boy genius smile Wade signed off, leaving the room quite and solem.
“Hmph.” Was all Shego grunted, right before an odd click and the sensation of leather hit her.
“Hey!”
“Gotcha! And don’t bother trying to take it off either. The manager at the pet store said it was nearly impossible. It’s one of those new voice activated collars.”
“What the hell!” Shego gasped, tugging at the clasp on the back of the collar.
“Hey! It’s just like one of those digital diaries, Kim.”
“You shutup, sidekick!”
“Hey!”
“Kiiiiiiiim!”
The room grew silent again, Kim swallowing audibly as she rose from the bed. “What is it Mom?”
“You’ve got company at the door.”
“Huh?”
“You invite Monique over, Kim?”
“No…” Kim whispered, rising from off the bed and moving toward the hallway. “I’ll be right back guys, and Shego please be good!”
“Don’t worry Kimmie, I will…” Shego whispered, giving Ron a predatory look over.
“Uh, Kim…”
Kim rushed down the steps in confusion, finding her mom standing at the bottom waiting for her with a concerned expression. “I’ll leave this to you, Kimmie-cub.”
“Don’t worry Mom, I got it…”Kim began to walk toward the living room, only pausing to glance over her shoulder. “Oh, and I have to talk to you and dad later, maybe even the tweebs when they get home from their science club.”
“Alright Kim.”
Leaving her mom to the kitchen Kim would move to the door, only to find…
“Dr. Director?”
To be continued…