Saving Bueno Nacho

by
Jyuami Jiru

TITLE: Saving Bueno Nacho

AUTHOR: Jyuami Jiru

DISCLAIMER: The various characters from the Kim Possible series are all owned by Disney.

SUMMARY: One shot, ignores StD. Kim and Ron are called to stop a robbery in progress, but end up one of the hostages instead.

TYPE: Kim, Ron, Shego, Bonnie, Slash

RATING: US: PG-13 / DE: 12

Words: 1518


“Finally! Summer vacation, here I come!” Ron cheered happily as he walked towards his best friend.

“Booyah!” Rufus echoed from his perch on the blonde boy’s shoulder.

“Hey Ron, hi Rufus. Done cleaning out your locker yet?” Kim asked as she continued to stuff her back pack with the various books and notes she still had left in the blue locker.

“Of course!” he replied. “So KP, any plans for the summer?“ When the only answer was a grunt, and more cramming, Ron left the question at that. Knowing Kim, she would just hang around Middleton doing missions. Not that that was a bad thing, its just…she needed to take a vacation, was all the hazel eyed teen thought. Leaning against another locker, he watched his best bud continue to pack away. Then a thought struck him. “KP, I was wondering, do you take the computer home too?”

“Nope.” Wade answered as the monitor flicked to life. “It’s too much trouble to have to install and remove everything every break. This locker is equipped with sensors and anti-thief equipment I designed myself. Only Kim can safely open the locker.”

“Which is why I’ve had this locker for the past three years.” Kim noted, “Nice!”

“That is so un-cool. I’ve had to run around school every year because of the location of my locker!”

“Heh heh…sorry Ron, can’t help you there. But that’s not the reason I called.”

“What’s the stich, Wade?”

“Robbery in progress at Bueno Nacho.”

“WHAT! Not Bueno Nacho! We have to get there, like NOW!”

“Ron, chill. Ride? Please and thank you.”

“Already done. It’s outside.”

“Alright, let’s go--” Kim trailed off as she noticed the blonde was no where to be see.

Closing her locker she heard Ron shout for her. “KP! Not time to waste! Bueno Nacho needs us!” the boy called from half way out the main doors.

“Okay, heat sensors pick up three robbers, and seventeen hostages. They all are armed, so be careful. One is covering the hostages, another is watching the door, and the last is in the back room working on the safe.”

“Thanks Wade.” Kim said and turned off the Kimmunicator. “Okay Ron--Ron?” Kim let out a frustrated sigh as she saw the double doors to the place swing close. Moments later Ron’s surprised yelp was heard. Well just add to the hostage list, thank you very much, Ron, she silently lamented.

Sneaking up to one of the windows, olive eyes peered inside. Ron was zip tied like all the other unfortunate customers. They were all huddled in the middle of the joint, with one guy guarding them. This should be easy. There were only three guys, one at the front, the other covering the hostages. The last was still in the back. If she timed it right, it should be a chinch. Hearing a light crunch, Kim whirled around. The butt of a shotgun was the last thing she saw before blacking out.

Kim woke up minutes later with a major headache, and a gigantic bruise at the top right corner of her forehead to prove it. Taking stock of the sitch, she was now one of the hostages. Wonderful. Not only was her wrists and ankles zip tied like everyone else, her utility belt was slung over one of the chairs. Great, she has been dealing with megalomaniacs bent on world domination, and can stop them in a heart beat, but common thugs halt her. Talk about irony.

“Don’t get any ideas, Miss Possible, or I’ll blow your brains out.” the ski masked man said. Then just to make his point clear, he fired his DE. 50 by her foot. The resounding bang made her, and the rest of the customers jump. The gun man and the other hockey mask man by the door laughed at their reaction. Apparently they thought shooting linoleum was funny.

“Well that patch of tile will never threaten any one again.” Kim said dryly.

As the two men continued to laugh, the double doors of the establishment rang, signaling a customer. Dozens of eyes looked to the poor sap that entered the scene. All eyes but the steel gray ones of the gun man standing in from of Kim, and her olive green ones, stared at the two young women that entered.

“Freeze!” the shotgun wielding man yelled at the two women. The taller of the two was dressed in black slacks and a creamy pastel green blouse. Reflective sunglasses, black boots, and multiple black bracelets finished off her outfit. The brunette next to her was dressed in a white mini skirt and maroon midriff baring shit, and white pumps. She was the only one of the two with a purse.

“Doy! You just had to come here.” the raven haired woman said to the younger brunette in her company.

“We wouldn’t have to, if you didn’t get us banded from the restaurant we normally go to.” the aqua eyed girl cut back. Completely ignoring the man pointing the double barrow at them.

“I said--” the man was cut off as a ball of plasma knocked him across the tiled room. He crashed into the wall, and his weapon slid under one of the many tables by the window.

“Piss off!” Shego snarled, not taking her eyes off of the tanned girl in front of her. “So was I supposed to let that scum ogle you like that? He’s lucky I didn’t cripple him.”

“No. But your not supposed to destroy the place while your--” the young woman was cut off as a bullet shot past her.

“Just shut the fu--” the man was cut off as another plasma blast shot out from the pale woman’s palm and collided into his gut. He was thrown thru the window, the DE .50 clattered to the floor at Kim’s feet.

“Bonnie?” Ron exclaimed.

“Shego?” Kim echoed. Yes, they were in a pinch, but to have two of her worst enemies save them, was far from heaven sent.

“Possible. Buffoon. What are you doing here?” Shego inquired as she noticed them, and a group of people tided up, and sitting in the middle of the floor. Bonnie rolled her eyes at the other woman.

“Gee Miss Perfect, and I thought you were the hero.”

“Stuff it, Bonnie.” Kim seared. It was bad enough she was caught off guard by the shotgun guy. It sucked having a bruise the size of a tennis ball on her head, not the mention the headache the size of Alaska. Now to be saved by not only Bonnie, but also Shego? Today is officially the worse day of her life. If only that guy hadn’t missed the first time, Kim lamented. Surely Shego is getting a kick out of this, the redhead thought. They’re bound to be tied up until the police gets here. If they ever do.

Then all of a sudden her hands were free. Looking up, olive eyes stared into forest green ones. Kim was about the question the thief’s motives on freeing her, but didn’t get a chance as the third robber opened fired on the crowd.

Quickly pushing Bonnie behind her, Shego growled at the idiot firing at them. Erecting a wall of plasma, the bullets melted on contact. The hostages behind the pale woman were spellbound. As the evil sidekick dropped the wall of plasma and lunged for the thug. Lifting the man by the throat, his feet dangled several inches above the linoleum. Fear filled his eyes as he looked into the demonic emerald orbs glaring at him. Dropping his pistol, and wetting his pants, the man gulped as the thief cocked her plasma charged fist back.

“Shego!” Kim yelled hoping to forestall the thief.

The pale woman paused, and briefly looked towards the two cheerleaders. With the nonchalance of a person watching pain dry, she tossed the soiled man like a rag doll. He hit the tile, and slid to a stop at the other unconscious man.

“Well that was peachy. I can’t take you anywhere, can I?” the brunette asked dryly.

“You’re the one that wanted to eat here.” the obsidian haired woman shrugged.

As Kim retrieved her belt, fished out her lipstick laser, and she freed her legs. Moving on to help Ron and the other patrons, the teen hero glanced at the other cheerleader and the thief.

Once Ron was freed, he immediately latched on to the green hued woman. “You saved Bueno Nacho! You really are a hero! Those moves were rock out awesome!” he cried with Rufus vigorously nodding his agreement.

“Stoppable! Get your nerdy hands off of her, or I’ll make you wish you never touched my girl in the first place!”

“Your girl?” Ron and Kim echoed as they looked at the aqua eyed girl.

Forcibly peeling the blonde sidekick off of her, the pale thief smirked at the redhead. “I’d love to say and chat, but we’ve got places to be.”

“Later Possible.” Bonnie said as she and Shego linked arms and walked out. Leaving a very confused teen hero and sidekick.

---End---