I just wanted to thank everyone for being patient. I realize I haven’t updated in a while, but I was in the hospital!!!!!!! I had a reason! And it’s name is morphine and vicodin!!!!! Whee!!!!!!!! And… and Rysha’s grandma passed away, so we have very good excuses! And… uh… please excusieeeee bows bows bows
Rin: Hey! I was thinking about the whole green nipples thing… Don’t ask… Anyway, I’ve found someone who does in fact have green nipples!! And the whole Shego green nipple thing is just wrong… But Beast Boy from Teen Titans is GREEN! And I bet he has green nipples too! …And maybe Starfire, but I’m NOT getting into that!
Rysha: His would be dark green… I wonder if they taste vegetable like. Have to ask Terra about that sometime.
Rin: eyebrow twitches Um… stares at Rysha Veggie’s? I’m never going to look at fruit, veggie’s OR chicken mcnuggets the same way EVER AGAIN! BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Rysha: HEY!!! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THE CHICKEN MCNUGGET THING! YOU! NOT ME!
Rin: I started it, but I did NOT think up THAT!
Rysha: True shrugs Guess it’s just my dirty perverted mind.
Rin: Yes! For once, it wasn’t me!!!
Rysha: You know, WannaBeRogue still hasn’t reviewed my story yet. Turns to WannaBeRogue with tears in her eyes Don’t you sniff love me anymore? Why?!?! I thought we had something special!
Rin: Damn you… I’ve tried for 3 damn years to get into Rysha’s pants and… sniffs It’s just not fair…
Rysha: ….I want Zero’s pants… the pants, not in them…
Rin: That could be considered a diss…. I want my Squallypoo’s pants. And what’s in them too! ;)
Rysha: Once I finish my manga/anime series Ascension of Chaos I must hire Zero to make all the costumes for me.
Rin: …string. And in return are you gonna buy her a Kagome outfit?
Rysha: That and a Kyo plushie from that one chick who custom makes those things. ……….I WANT A DUO PLUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: bops Rysha on the head with her hand Yeah, and I want a Leon one and we aren’t gonna get them until we go to Japan, so sit!
Rysha: crashes to the ground What the fuck!!! Looks at the rosary around her neck HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Rin: Yes! You shall never escape me! Mwahaha!
Rysha: whimpers
We haven’t been here for awhile, excuse the lengthy babbling above…
Chapter 3
A crash was heard as Kim and Shego fell, yes fell, through the door. Both girls were laughing so hard that they couldn’t manage to regain their feet, so they lie on the floor giggling uncontrollably.
“Kimmie?” Mr. Possible called from the kitchen. Kim gulped air down in between chuckles, and covered Shego’s mouth with her hand in an attempt to keep the older girl quiet.
“Yes Dad?” she yelled back. Shego pulled back quickly and took Kim’s finger into her mouth, running her tongue over it and then bit the very end. Kim’s breath caught in her throat.
“Could you come here?” her dad asked, bringing her back to reality. “I need to discuss something with you.”
“Oooh, Kimmie’s in trouble…” Shego whispered in her ear. Kim rolled her eyes.
“Shove it, Shego.”
The dark haired woman grinned as Kim got to her feet and went off to see what her father wanted.
“Hey Dad,” Kim greeted. “What did you need?”
“Is Shego around?” Dr. Possible inquired. Kim’s brow furrowed at the odd question.
Shego cleared her throat, gaining her the attention of the older man. She was leaning against the doorframe, filing her nails disinterestedly.
“Ah good. I was hoping the two of you could work together on this,” he began. “We’ve been hearing a…rumor of sorts. Supposedly there is a tomb of a great prince in Egypt.”
“Oooh, goodie. A field trip!” Shego remarked. Kim glared at her and her father ignored the comment. By now he was used to Shego’s sarcastic nature.
“Inside this tomb is a specific piece of jewelry. The Marhuto pendant. It is made of a metal unparalleled by any in the world. The substance is completely unknown to us. It could revolutionize the way the world-” He was cut off by Shego.
“Yadda, yadda. Basically, you want us to steal it and bring it to you, right?” she asked.
“Well, I wouldn’t say steal-” he started.
“Okay, cool, let’s go!” Shego said, dragging Kim out of the room leaving a very confused Mr. Possible.
“What was that all about?” Kim ground her heels into the ground, preventing Shego from dragging her further.
“I like your dad and all, but does he have to ramble on and on and on and…” Shego paused for a breath.
“Okay, I get it!” Kim said, holding up her hands. She pulled out her communicator and witched it on. Wade’s face appeared on the screen.
“Hey Wade,” Kim said.
“Hey Kim, hey S-Shego,” Wade replied. Ever since that day when Shego came storming into Kim’s room drenched and stark naked, the boy genius had yet to say Shego’s name without stammering. Wonder why.
Kim filled him up to date with what her father had told her. It only took him a minute to look up the place they needed.
“Transportation?” asked Kim.
Shego tapped her shoulder and stared at her pointedly.
“Right. Sorry, old habits die hard,” she apologized. “Talk to you later, Wade.”
“Later Kim.”
Dr. Possible came in with a big smile and rested a hand on Kim’s shoulder. He attempted to do the same to Shego, but she dodged the hand with ease and ignored him.
“You ready?” he questioned.
“No,” Kim and Shego said in unison. He blinked.
“We have to change,” Kim told him.
Kim’s dad rolled his eyes. “Women.”
Shego opened her mouth to comment, but Kim hooked her arm with the older girl’s and hauled her bodily up the stairs.
“Hey!” Shego squawked.
Kim let her go when they reached her room. The only problem was that Shego didn’t want to let her go. Or at least that’s what Kim thought when she wrapped herself around the red head. Kim stood there for a moment and enjoyed the moment. She sighed happily but attempted to wiggle her fingers between Shego and herself. Shego growled and Kim froze.
“What’s up, Shego?” Kim asked, relaxing in her arms.
“I’m happy,” she mumbled. “Don’t screw it up, Princess.”
Kim grinned, she couldn’t help it. This happened ever time Shego showed her soft side. It made her feel warm and she felt completely content with the world. Kim shook it off; they had a mission to complete.
“So what…you don’t want to steal things anymore?” Kim asked her innocently, hiding her grin from her lover.
“Don’t push it, Kimmie.” Shego let her go. Kim made a face at her and moved to her closet.
The girls changed in silence. Shego got done first and watched Kim hungrily as she finished. A light shading of pink appeared on Kim’s cheekbones, but the teen refused to acknowledge that Shego had gotten to her.
“Come on lover-girl, let’s go.” Shego rolled her eyes and pushed Kim out the door.
“What is that supposed to mean?” Kim asked, an eyebrow raised.
Shego looked innocent. “Nothing, nothing at all.” They continued out to the front lawn, arguing. A large ship came into view and lowered down to land. Kim blinked. When did Shego get a new ship anyway? She had been expecting the little escape ship, not this. At her puzzled look, Shego spoke up.
“I confiscated it from Drakken. Apparently he had an order put through, but disappeared before he could pick it up…”
“And you wouldn’t have anything to do with that would you?” Kim eyed Shego sideways. Come to think of it… What HAD happened to Drakken?
Shego just stared at her.
“Okay, okay! You can’t blame me for trying!” she said in her defense.
It was going to take at least a half an hour, so the women relaxed and got comfortable. Kim didn’t want to know how the ship could move that fast, she just enjoyed the trip.
Back at Felix’s house…
“Have a nice shower?” Felix asked, catching Ron’s attention as he came out. He had a towel on his head and was vigorously drying his hair. He had to borrow some of Felix’s clothes but they were pretty much the same size so it wasn’t a problem.
“Uh, yeah…” Ron answered, swallowing hard.
“Good. Wanna watch some T.V. for a while?” Felix threw the remote at him and lay back on the couch.
“Sure. Anything good on?” he replied, flicking through the channels as he sat down by Felix.
“Nope. Why else do you think I gave you the remote?”
“Hey!” Ron remarked with an annoyed face. Felix laughed at him. “Uh huh, well if you think that’s funny, wait until I kick your butt!” Ron leaped on Felix and mimicked punching him. Felix couldn’t move, he was laughing so hard.
Then Ron realized that he was straddling Felix on the couch and suddenly the temperature in the room went up. The blond boy rolled off his friend and picked up the forgotten remote, which had been knocked to the floor during the skirmish.
“Ooooh, nice view,” Felix teased. Ron blushed.
“Yeah, whatever, just shut up,” he grumbled and resumed watching the T.V. Tonight was not going as he had planned. In fact it was getting harder and harder to keep up this facade (1) of being just friends. He stared at the television without really seeing it. His mind mulled over the problem, but couldn’t find an answer. He couldn’t tell him. He just couldn’t. But he had to… but he couldn’t…And so it went until he noticed Felix drifting off to sleep out of the corner of his eye. He looked so peaceful while he slept. Then watched, unable to move, as Felix’s head slowly slid lower and rested on his shoulder.
Ron ceased breathing. Unsure of what to do, he sat still for a minute and slid out from underneath the slumbering boy. Gently, he picked Felix up, sliding an arm under his back and legs until he was comfortable.
A sense of protectiveness washed over him and made him the boy closer. He seemed fragile somehow, so unlike how he acted when he was awake.
Apparently Felix’s mother had gone to bed as well seeing as how Ron didn’t see her as he quietly took Felix to his room. Once inside the bedroom, he lay Felix down on the bed. The boy curled up, surprising Ron. He had figured on Felix being paralyzed from the waist down, but it seemed that it was untrue. It must be from the knees down. That would explain how he could move. (2)
Ron briefly wondered if he should change Felix into his pajamas, but after a twitch from down below, he figured it was safer to leave him as he was. Ron walked to the other side of the bed and lay down. After studying Felix’s profile, the blond boy rolled over and rifted off into his dreams. He never stirred when the brown haired boy rolled over and curled himself up around Ron’s body with a smile.
The ship landed smoothly and quietly. Stealth ship. Niiice. Shego and Kim exited the ship and the villainess hit a few buttons on a small device in her hand. The ship became translucent and appeared to not even be there.
Surveying their surroundings, the two women slowly made their way to a small structure not far from the ship. The sand shifted as the wind blew, sending the particles flying through the air.
Kim groaned. “I hate sand. It gets in the unlikeliest of places!” she pouted.
“Oh really now…?” Shego grinned widely.
Km ignored the green and black clad woman and instead focused on what was in front of her. It was a large rectangular tomb with large catlike statues on either side of the entrance. The cats’ eyes seemed to bore into her, making her skin crawl. She shrugged off the feeling as a silly superstition and strode confidently into the tomb.
Inside, light was scarce and dust abundant. Shego sneezed behind her.
“I hate dust,” she muttered.
“Funny, from looking at the way you keep your house, I’d have thought you loved it,” Kim muttered, shooting a grin at the villain beside her. Shego ignored the jab and looked around the place.
The room had a musty, old quality about it and the air hung thick like a blanket over the room. Gold, old artifacts and possessions of the long dead prince lay scattered around the room. Kim saw Shego’s eyes light up.
“Don’t even think about it,” Kim warned.
“Oh come on! It’s not like he’s going to need it!” she exclaimed and motioned her hands at the large sarcophagus at the other end of the room on the dais. There was a stone staircase to the right of it, leading downward into the dark.
“Well, that’s our ticket,” Kim said and picked her way over to it. Shego followed behind her wordlessly.
They were completely in the dark now. This place made Kim feel like she was being pressed in from all sides. The magnitude of the dark was boundless. The feeling shattered when light slashed across Kim’s vision, blinding her. When her eyes managed to adjust, Kim could see Shego standing calmly in the center of the room with a long slender light stick, waiting for her to catch up.
Again, the room was cluttered with ancient relics and various things, but off to one side stood a raised portion of stone. Kim had a sneaky suspicion that the pendant lay there, as well. She moved closer and saw that she was right. A piece of small jewelry glinted softly in the unnatural light. It looked like any other piece of jewelry in the room, but Kim bet that this was what she was looking for. Better safe than sorry though. She pulled out her communicator and Wade appeared.
“Hey Kim,” he grinned.
“Hey Wade. I got the pendant, or at least I think I do. Can-”
“-I scan it and se if it’s the right one?”
“Please and thank you.”
A small beam of green light shot out from the top of the communicator and scanned down the pendant. Kim waited patiently for Wade to finish comparing the data.
“Yup, you got it,” Wade confirmed.
“All right. Thanks Wade!” Kim turned the communicator off and pocketed the pendant. “Mission complete- Shego, what are you doing?” Kim asked exasperatedly.
Shego picked up another trinket, eyed it and threw it back into the pile.
“What does it look like? I didn’t come all the way here to leave with empty hands,” she replied and picked up a crystal, looking at it closely. Kim grabbed it and put it back down.
“You are NOT going to steal from here,” Kim told the villainess firmly.
“Why not? You are,” Shego pointed out.
“I am not. I’m retrieving it. There’s a difference,” Kim argued.
“Yeah, you’re retrieving it for people who never had it to begin with.”
Kim blinked.
“Exactly,” she smirked.
“It is not stealing!” Kim persisted.
“Whatever. Let’s get out of here,” Shego said and headed for the door, leaving Kim in the growing darkness. She had to scramble to catch up with her.
“Hey! Get your pale butt back here!” Kim slowed down when she reached Shego’s side. “Moody much?”
Shego sent a tendril of green flame at Kim’s rear, but missed because Kim had seen it coming. The red head stuck her tongue out at her and grinned mischievously, running ahead. Shego chased after her onto the ship.
Kim threw herself down into the passenger seat, grinning widely. Shego rolled her eyes and hit a few buttons on the console, then put the ship on automatic so she could sit back and relax. She pulled out the crystal she had looked at in the tomb and inspected it more closely.
“Shego!” Kim chastised. “I can’t believe you actually stole that!”
“And I can’t believe you don’t know me better by now,” Shego shot back immediately. She blinked. Why did she just say that?
Kim’s face flushed crimson.
“What?” the older girl asked her.
“I…uh…where did you have it hidden??” Kim asked, trying to suppress her blushing.
Shego grinned wickedly. She pulled her collar away from her neck and placed the crystal firmly down between her breasts.
Kim blushed even redder, but couldn’t tear her eyes away from the pale expanse of exposed chest.
“I love it when you blush.”
Shego clapped her hands over her mouth, her eyes wide. Did she just say that? She didn’t- she… what was wrong with her??
At her lover’s shocked expression, Kim started to worry. Shego never looked shocked.
“Shego, what’s wrong?” Kim looked concerned.
Shego tightened her hands over her mouth and shook her head.
“Come on, Shego. Please?”
Shego’s mouth betrayed her and started talking, but her hands muffled her words. Kim grabbed her wrists and attempted to pry her hands from her mouth. Shego refused to budge. Kim panted and paused, rethinking her strategy. Her yanking had caused the older woman to be pulled to her feet, but her hands were still covering her mouth. Kim realized she was never going to outmuscle her, so…
She circled Shego slowly, thinking of a new plan. Shego’s muscles had tensed when Kim drew near, sensing the battle to come. Kim grinned wickedly and reached down to pinch Shego’s bum.
The villainess yelped and jumped through the air. She landed in a crouch and whirled around to glare at Kim, green flame engulfing her hands. Kim never missed a beat.
“Now tell me what’s wrong, Shego!”
Shego’s eyes widened, but before her hands could come up, her mouth opened.
“I can’t lie. I don’t know why. I didn’t really want to tell you because I know you’d use it to your advan-” her hands slammed down over her mouth, cutting off the flood of hurried words.
Kim grinned from ear to ear, advancing on Shego and began firing questions at the hapless villain.
1. Rin: I wanted to write it as façade, like it’s SUPPOSED TO BE, ‘cause it’s French, but oh no. Rysha had to complain.
Rysha: The C looks like it’s taking a crap. Sorry for wanting the story to be shit free.
Rin: Hence, why people have sex in the showers…. You know what, just ew… forget it, I never said it….
2. Rin: I know someone like that… She’s crazy. And she’d rip me to pieces if she ever got her hands on me. I’ve had nightmares!!!!!!!!!
Rysha: And being paralyzed from the waist down means that they are still capable of mind-blowing sex.
Rin: You’re a loser. Hyuck!